Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Missing Blogger found . . . . . alive

The Blog police has finally managed to locate the missing blogger, Mr Rambunctious Whippersnapper aka Whippy aka Ramby aka RWS aka Ramb (you get the drift).

Mr WhipperSnapper was found today, lying unconscious on his bed.

He was wearing a black t-shirt which had the words "Mayor of WhipperSnapperville" on the front and "I disappear like that, sometimes" on the back.

The police got suspicious when various blogs started to miss a few stupid, lame, repetitive and moronic comments. It led them to the conclusion that Mr WhipperSnapper is either dead or in a coma. Sadly, he was just missing.

After they found him, there were various attempts to revive him. One fine day a mysterious lady appeared wearing a dress made out of the Union Jack and threw some dew drops on his face. The next day a minister wearing a bandage on one hand and holding a dumbbell on the other, came in and read out some hitherto unheard of psalms from the bible. Also, all the time there was a fly buzzing around him, watching his every move, clamoring for him to wake up.

Then, thanks to his co-conspirators, after a few days, suddenly, he woke up, still a little sedated, muttering "I need to blog ... I need to blog .....", over and over again.

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I know, I know. Very, very cheesy. But I couldn't resist. We shall resume normal programming shortly. You all are wonderful people.

18 comments:

Crazy Sam said...

Very humorous indeed! I was smiling all the way while I was reading this. Must admit your wittiness!

flygye12 said...

i am honoured that u heard my buzzin :)

Swats said...

R u very passionate abt writing?? Does it naturally come to u or r u some prolific writer masquerading as Rambunctious Whippersnapper? Are u some columnist??? Tell me honestly??

Anyways glad to have u bac …now u owe me some answers! Plz revert to my questionnaire at the earliest!
Thank you RAMB :-)

D said...

I thought it was me. Each time i blogroll somebody, they disappear! But i'm glad you're back :)

DewdropDream said...

Oh YOU!!! Union jack??!!! sprinkled dew drops on your face!!! hahahahaha!!! I'm going to remember this as my fifteen seconds of fame as well as one among the best compliments I received!! Glad you're back, your writing is always entertaining!!

pepe M. said...

there is "psalm"
there is "fly"
there is "dew" drops...
hmp!!!

miss you wpippy...

Kris Bass said...

Fuck, I was starting to miss you Rambunctious WhipperSnapper! You are hilarious and would even give Obama a scare!

I know it was lame, but I had to put it in there!

Neha said...

Hey Rambo!

Guess who's back, back again? Well, ME , who else you silly boy? Oh right, you too :p...hehe! So YAY! We're both back to blogging :D! Blog on mate!

Rambunctious WhipperSnapper said...

Samuel: Thank you . . . very sweet of you to say that ... :) ..

Fly: well cause ure a pretty fly for a brown guy!!! (Ok, lame, I know)

swats: wow..thank you .. ....i'm just a fat guy with a keyboard .... honestly, but yes, I loooovvveee to write ... and ur questionnaire scares me a little ...

d: hehe .. i'm not going anywhere .. i love this gig too much .. :P ...

ddd: hehehe .. i thought it was so cheesy ... i'm glad you liked it ... :P ...

pepe: ..awww.. *big hug* .. how can anyone pep up w/o pepe??? ..missed ya 2... and how am i supposed to think straight with your new profile pic when all i can think about is *censored* ..... :P .....

kris: OBAMA?? ... another reason for the republicans to hate me .. :P .... but i am nothing like him ... thank you though ... :) ...

neha: hey ... shady's back ... i thought i had scared you off with my comments and that you had entered the blogger protection programme!! gud to c ya back ... :P

unsungpsalm said...

Oh wow! You make a comeback and with this? Don't make us regret what all we said previously!!!



Do remind me to introduce you to the author of "A letter to Mother Nature" sometime...

Swats said...

Candid Answers Wanted! THTS IT!

I don't care two hoots abt anything else bud!

Cheers! Nite :-)

Rambunctious WhipperSnapper said...

usp: I get your point and agree with you. As I said, we will continue our regularly scheduled broadcast shortly.

This is what I get when I try to be "nice". Serves me right.

swats: don't worry . . . I'll be candid.

Orange said...

Why are you so eager to write your Obit?

bloggingknight said...

Guess who's back, back again...
guess who's back, guess who's back...
( i thought someone said slim shady, so this song just resounded in my head hehe)

Am very glad, you are back.

We missed you. :)

chandni said...

My god...such drama.

Shut the f up and get back to the good posts!

Rambunctious WhipperSnapper said...

orange: does this sound like an obit? Wow . . . I really must be losing it . . .

dk: hehe .. thanks .... me 2 ...

c: hehe ... normal broadcast shall resume at 8/8/08 at 8:08 PM (Blogger Time) .... and thanks .. I really needed that . . . :P ...

DewdropDream said...

*copy pasting from my blog*

JESUS H CHRIST!!!!! *yelp* WHO? HOW? WHAT? WHEN? WHERE??!!!!!

You've got me all intrigued... and solve this mystery I MUST. Where can I reach you?

Rambunctious WhipperSnapper said...

Oh, you can reach me at zanny.t@gmail.com.