Step 1: Inspite of having a severe cold, shower with very cold water.
Step 2: Right after the shower, sit in your room with the AC on full blast and the fan running on full speed because "The weather is so bloody humid."
Step 3: Instead of having delicious chicken soup your Mom has made especially for you, go and have a cold can of diet coke. Add ice for extra dumbass points.
Step 4: Refuse to adhere to anyone's advice and have only those kinds of food which aid the frikin flu. Use your own "Hit a cold with loads of ice cream" dumbass logic.
Final Result: End up worse then before and have no one but yourself to blame.
Congratulations, you're now a perfect 10 dumbass. Please take your head out of your derriere and collect your prize.
A two day trip to Urreallyfuckednow town. Enjoy.