Wednesday, August 13, 2008

How to be a dumbass in four easy steps

Step 1: Inspite of having a severe cold, shower with very cold water.

Step 2: Right after the shower, sit in your room with the AC on full blast and the fan running on full speed because "
The weather is so bloody humid."

Step 3: Instead of having delicious chicken soup your Mom has made especially for you, go and have a cold can of diet coke. Add ice for extra dumbass points.

Step 4: Refuse to adhere to anyone's advice and have only those kinds of food which aid the frikin flu. Use your own "Hit a cold with loads of ice cream" dumbass logic.

Final Result: End up worse then before and have no one but yourself to blame.

Congratulations, you're now a perfect 10 dumbass. Please take your head out of your derriere and collect your prize.

A two day trip to Urreallyfuckednow town. Enjoy.

12 comments:

pepe M. said...

lol! so im a dumb ass then! i hate taking a shower with warm water...but sweety, the chicken soup is really effective....get well soon honey! hugs!

Kris Bass said...

I presume it would be a bore to don the white coat whilst petting my beard and raising the brow and say: 'Son, you need therapy.'

Honestly though, even I do a lot of dumb-ass-hood. But then, can't compete with ya.

D said...

They say the flu is going to take 7 days to go no matter what you do, so you might as well do all the dumbass stuff!

Prash said...

I've been a dumbass before...but what you say here...the dumbestass ever ! I hope you didn't talk about yourself here. :-)

Neha said...

hehehehehe

Its ok, there there. Who wants to listen to mom's advice when they're sick? Not me for sure :p! Regardless of how I end up not taking it :p! Moms have a way of being right...damnit!

Anyway, welcome to the club of dumbassness!! I straight-away appoint you as a permanent member :p! I'm the chairperson :D!

Get well soon Rambo!

unsungpsalm said...

I'd recommend that you make ammends for your folly by sitting with your feet soaked in ice-cold water for two hours. That'll undo all the damage.

DewdropDream said...

WHAT were you thinking?

chandni said...

u have an award :)

Crazy Sam said...

Thanks to you, I learned a new word from this post - derriere. :P

chandni said...

whatcha saying. I always beat the cold with icecream or better still, beer.

Well, works for me!

Rambunctious WhipperSnapper said...

pepe: aww ...thanks sweetie .... I can't stand warm water to .. I take cold showers in the middle of winter .... I dunno why I didn't have the soup. tld you I'm a dumbass... hugs ...

dr bass: Oh, that is an open secret :P .... no one can ... i'm king dumbass ....

d: i know, i know!! but the dumbass stuff makes it worse ....

prash: it's me ... all me .... :P

neha: I think Mother are mostly right ... oh, i'm a founding member of the club too .... we need to have a dumbass-off .. :P ... i'm sure i'll win ...

usp: Good idea!! I shall do this immediately. *freezes to death*

ddd: errrr.. i wasn't .... as george bush once said, i don't waste too much time thinking things through .. i'm a do'er of things ... :P ...

chandni: you mean like an actual award? Yay!! Thank you... *Dusts Oscar acceptance speech*

samuel: Well, at least this blog is educational if nothing else. And thank you for being the first student at Rambunctious High!!! I'll memo you on the fees .... :P :P ....

chandni: You have supernatural powers woman .... No one can do what you can do ... :P :P ...

bloggingknight said...

Hahaha i have been dumbass too. I enjoy all those things you mentioned, that's why i always have this cold :D

next time, listen to you mom :)