Saturday, March 15, 2008

Top 10 answers .....

The answer to that oft asked question which no one has asked me yet. But in case they do, I am ready with the answers.

Top Ten Answers to the question: Why are you Gay?

10. I love using the word "fabulous".
9. Giving something to the Hip-Hop community something to rap about since they are so drained for material.
8. I am the love child of Ann Coulter and Bill O Reily.
7. I wanted to completely annihilate the sacred and sacrosanct institution of marriage.
6. You mean to tell me that when you see Ryan Carnes, you feel nothing?
5. To play a drinking game. Every time someone from the religious right (from any country) says that gays are going to rot in hell, I do a shot of Baileys with Diet Coke.
4. Just taking the phrase "Happy and Gay" too seriously.
3. I really enjoy being the punchline for Larry Craig & Ted Haggard jokes. It's fabulous.
2. I woke up one day and thought to myself, "Hmmm, what can I do to get the whole world against me starting from an early age?".
1. Shit happens. Get over it.


(a) This is all meant in good humor. Any reader who interprets it the other way will be likened to Mike Hukabee.
(b) Yes. I was dropped as a child.


Soul Seared Dreamer said...

10, 6 and 2.


Thats all I got to say.

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

Oh I mighta been dropped as a child too.

Orange said...

I 'dropped' myself as a kid.

Does that count?

Rambunctious WhipperSnapper said...

I was dropped in a pinball machine and kept bouncing up and down until all the cells in my mind were smashed ... beat that :) ...... And no, I can't tone down the crazy ...

flygye12 said...

i don understand half the things u say :( thts y wen i first chanced upon ur blog i thought ur a bluddy NRI or sumthing :D mainu ki pata sigga ki tussi dilliwaley ho!