Saturday, March 15, 2008

Top 10 answers .....

The answer to that oft asked question which no one has asked me yet. But in case they do, I am ready with the answers.

Top Ten Answers to the question: Why are you Gay?

10. I love using the word "fabulous".
9. Giving something to the Hip-Hop community something to rap about since they are so drained for material.
8. I am the love child of Ann Coulter and Bill O Reily.
7. I wanted to completely annihilate the sacred and sacrosanct institution of marriage.
6. You mean to tell me that when you see Ryan Carnes, you feel nothing?
5. To play a drinking game. Every time someone from the religious right (from any country) says that gays are going to rot in hell, I do a shot of Baileys with err..eh..umm.. Diet Coke.
4. Just taking the phrase "Happy and Gay" too seriously.
3. I really enjoy being the punchline for Larry Craig & Ted Haggard jokes. It's fabulous.
2. I woke up one day and thought to myself, "Hmmm, what can I do to get the whole world against me starting from an early age?".
1. Shit happens. Get over it.

Footnotes:

(a) This is all meant in good humor. Any reader who interprets it the other way will be likened to Mike Hukabee.
(b) Yes. I was dropped as a child.

5 comments:

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

10, 6 and 2.

Fabulous.

Thats all I got to say.

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

Oh I mighta been dropped as a child too.

Orange said...

I 'dropped' myself as a kid.

Does that count?

Rambunctious WhipperSnapper said...

I was dropped in a pinball machine and kept bouncing up and down until all the cells in my mind were smashed ... beat that :) ...... And no, I can't tone down the crazy ...

flygye12 said...

i don understand half the things u say :( thts y wen i first chanced upon ur blog i thought ur a bluddy NRI or sumthing :D mainu ki pata sigga ki tussi dilliwaley ho!