Sunday, November 2, 2008

Bringing you news which no one else does

Although by now we all are familiar with Proposition 8 and our stand on it, there are other lesser known propositions on the ballot which do not garner the same attention.

Proposition No, Hoff, No - This proposition makes it illegal for David Hasselhoff to appear in public without his shirt ever again.

Proposition 90210 - This proposition prohibits any further remakes of series originally broadcast in the last century.

Proposition Palin - This proposition requires a that a person nominated for the vice president of the United States be at least smarter than a fifth grader.

Proposition Can we talk about something else now - This proposition requires the people of the United States of America to recognize that it should not take two years for an election. It's not that you can't do short elections. American Idol, anyone? A sub-note of this proposition requires certain bloggers to stop making stupid election jokes in their posts and try to do something a little more constructive with their lives.

Proposition Blubber - This proposition requires people around the world to recognize that double chins and fat stomachs are sexy too. It also requires hot, six pack surfer hunks to date at least three fat people per year. In fact, usually, I am very careful about espousing my opinion, however, I put all my weight behind this initiative.

Proposition Shave that mustache, woman - This proposition requires women to keep their facial hair out of public purview cause ewwww. Unless of course you're a bearded lady at a gypsy fair.

Proposition People who wear magic underwear cannot make rules for other people - This proposition recognizes that it's hard to take people seriously when they beleive in the story of the serpent and the poisoned apple. Instead of spending all that money to prevent two guys from doin' it, get some help for your neurological disorder you call a religion. You know the last guy who interpreted the Bible to mean that certain people do not deserve equal rights? He was called Hitler. And we all know how well that turned out.

10 comments:

D said...

Dig this!

unsungpsalm said...

Heeah Heeah Heeah!
More Propositions please!

Prash said...

Proposition India follows Latin America on Equal rights ~ check out my latest post ~

OrangeJammies said...

And I propose more such posts. Fun-nee.

Firebolt said...

Proposition More: This proposition requires Rambunctious WhipperSnapper to come up with more of his humorous posts more frequently.

unsungpsalm said...

I vote Yes to Proposition More :)

Stillthinking said...

Lol!
I just propose more regular posts here :)

Neha said...

Ramboooooo

hahahah! I actively second the "Proposition Palin" ...today, the lady's going to be shown her way back to Alaska :P! Yippee!!

Anyway...soo good to comment here again :D!

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Hahaha! Woohoo on Proposition Blubber.

If only this had been around while I was still dating!

N said...

loved the post.