Step 1: Inspite of having a severe cold, shower with very cold water.
Step 2: Right after the shower, sit in your room with the AC on full blast and the fan running on full speed because "The weather is so bloody humid."
Step 3: Instead of having delicious chicken soup your Mom has made especially for you, go and have a cold can of diet coke. Add ice for extra dumbass points.
Step 4: Refuse to adhere to anyone's advice and have only those kinds of food which aid the frikin flu. Use your own "Hit a cold with loads of ice cream" dumbass logic.
Final Result: End up worse then before and have no one but yourself to blame.
Congratulations, you're now a perfect 10 dumbass. Please take your head out of your derriere and collect your prize.
A two day trip to Urreallyfuckednow town. Enjoy.
12 comments:
lol! so im a dumb ass then! i hate taking a shower with warm water...but sweety, the chicken soup is really effective....get well soon honey! hugs!
I presume it would be a bore to don the white coat whilst petting my beard and raising the brow and say: 'Son, you need therapy.'
Honestly though, even I do a lot of dumb-ass-hood. But then, can't compete with ya.
They say the flu is going to take 7 days to go no matter what you do, so you might as well do all the dumbass stuff!
I've been a dumbass before...but what you say here...the dumbestass ever ! I hope you didn't talk about yourself here. :-)
hehehehehe
Its ok, there there. Who wants to listen to mom's advice when they're sick? Not me for sure :p! Regardless of how I end up not taking it :p! Moms have a way of being right...damnit!
Anyway, welcome to the club of dumbassness!! I straight-away appoint you as a permanent member :p! I'm the chairperson :D!
Get well soon Rambo!
I'd recommend that you make ammends for your folly by sitting with your feet soaked in ice-cold water for two hours. That'll undo all the damage.
WHAT were you thinking?
u have an award :)
Thanks to you, I learned a new word from this post - derriere. :P
whatcha saying. I always beat the cold with icecream or better still, beer.
Well, works for me!
pepe: aww ...thanks sweetie .... I can't stand warm water to .. I take cold showers in the middle of winter .... I dunno why I didn't have the soup. tld you I'm a dumbass... hugs ...
dr bass: Oh, that is an open secret :P .... no one can ... i'm king dumbass ....
d: i know, i know!! but the dumbass stuff makes it worse ....
prash: it's me ... all me .... :P
neha: I think Mother are mostly right ... oh, i'm a founding member of the club too .... we need to have a dumbass-off .. :P ... i'm sure i'll win ...
usp: Good idea!! I shall do this immediately. *freezes to death*
ddd: errrr.. i wasn't .... as george bush once said, i don't waste too much time thinking things through .. i'm a do'er of things ... :P ...
chandni: you mean like an actual award? Yay!! Thank you... *Dusts Oscar acceptance speech*
samuel: Well, at least this blog is educational if nothing else. And thank you for being the first student at Rambunctious High!!! I'll memo you on the fees .... :P :P ....
chandni: You have supernatural powers woman .... No one can do what you can do ... :P :P ...
Hahaha i have been dumbass too. I enjoy all those things you mentioned, that's why i always have this cold :D
next time, listen to you mom :)
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